*aborted baby voice* you can abort me by pressing “z” on your keyboard. Try it now! You can manage your abortions on the “My Abortions” tab. Open the shop to get more abortion pills. You can also spend 5 gems to speed up your abortion
when i see a 40 minute youtube video called “THE SEARCH FOR BANANA BUBBLE GUY (Lost Media)” about a bunch of forum users trying to find a single three-minute Belarusian claymation short that aired on cartoon network exactly once at 3am in 1985 with all the seriousness and drama of a homicide manhunt